The sweetest things in life, aren't things......

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Kids say the Darnest things....

Here are some fun things my kiddos have said over the past couple of days............

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CALEB

We were walking out of the St. George mall and the kids saw this awesome Corvette. Caleb exclaimed , "Look at that saaaaweeeeet Hot Rod mom. Let's get one of those!"

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KENNEDY

The kids and I were in the car singing "Who stole the $ from our Sea world jar?" (ya know, the cookie song, who me, yes you, couldn't be, then who? Except we do $ because we have been saving for a trip to Seaworld...anywho-) We finally get to Kennedy and sing "Kennedy stole the $ from the Seaworld jar!" The kids then coaxed Kenny to say "Who me..." to which she said " But I really did steal money from the Sea world jar. It is under Sanna's bed!"

Sure enough when I got home I looked and there was a mound of change hidden under Savanah's bed!

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SAVANAH

Beau and I were drawing a straight line around Savanah's room, getting it ready to paint a border. Savanah was sitting in the room watching us and in a dreamy sounding voice she said "What a perfect line of symetry." (Beau and I had a good laugh)

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KENNEDY

Kennedy takes a million baths a day. Seriously, like three or four. Even if I say, "No." When I am distracted she will go get in and start the water by herself. Anyway's she had only taken one bath yesterday and never asked again.(weird) But she said to me in the morning "Mom! I only got one bath, 'cause you took all the hot water!"
(No clue why she said that...cause there was plenty of hot water!)


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CALEB

Caleb and I were walking around in Walmart. Out of no where he said "Mom, when do you think you will be skinny again?" (HARSH...but I did have a laugh!)

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Hope you had a good laugh too!!

17 comments:

Kristin said...

Your kids are so hilarious and adorable!!! I especially loved the confession of the money under Savannah's bed! Thanks for the great laugh!

The Reeder Raiders said...

to cute. I had to read Kenndy's saying to Bryant and mom. they both laughed.

The Cutlers said...

so cute. can't really type but i love ya

~Our Rockabilly Life~ said...

Ya I really loved the $ under the bed too...funny! I love what kids say. Cody likes to say" Mom you can't spank me cause you'r back hurts too much and you can't catch me huh mom?" lol little devil!

Christina said...

How adorable!! Thanks for making me smile. My favorite was the Seaworld jar- I laughed aloud! I love what these little ones come up with on a daily basis. It keeps life fun.

J. said...

Oh man. That Kennedy is so funny! I laughed at all of them but I can just tell you're going to be laughing for a long time with Kennedy. Sometimes you just wonder what is going on up there in their brains!

Becca said...

Bonnie, my favorite was the money stealing, and the "line of symmetry" comment. Especially because I imagine Savanah saying it like Luna Lovegood.

Maybe you could have a "bath jar" for Kennedy, and if she goes one whole day without taking a bath you could put money in it. You'd never lose a penny!

The Gray Gang said...

Oh my heck! That is so funny! So, when I was at home my little sister was doing my hair, and she wanted to curl it and I told her, Jordin I am starving, I have to eat before you can blow dry/curl my hair, and she said so matter of fact, "Jessie, you can't be starving, Jesus fasted for 40 days!" oh my heck, I was dying! So, it turns out, I was just hungry! Either way, I had to eat!

Dave and Candace said...

Very cute . . . I can't wait until my child starts talking! I'm always wondering what is going on in that little head of his . . . so thanks to your kids for giving me a glimpse of what kids actually are thinking!

Jess and Dusty said...

So funny. Especially the Sea World one. Crazy.

Jenn and Tyler said...

your kids are so stinkin hilarious! Loved the honesty shown with the confession from Kennedy.

Liz said...

Make sure you look Daylyn up when you get ready to go to Sea World. Rumor is that Disney might buy it...then she could get you in....

Kristy and Casey said...

Too cute! I really need to write more of my kids saying down. Kids always keep things honest and funny! I loved the money story!

Hans, Shell, Gabe, Hiett and Sunny Sunflower said...

YOu still look exactly the same! Except for maybe a tiny mound in you belly! gabe thinks that I am fat too, maybe be is refering to my backside though, I think that I where my pregnancy shows the most.

hanna terrill said...

Even though you already told me all of these, I still got a good laugh. I miss them so much. I hope you are packing to come...SOON!!!!

jen said...

How funny! I just love reading what kids say. So sweet and innocent!

Amber Lee said...

I love when you leave these--they are hilarious! Where in the world did Savannah get the word "symmetry"? That is so funny!