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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Kids say the Darnest things....

(Sorry~ I added a new one at the bottom that Caleb just said!)

Sorry I have been boring lately with my posts and they have been few. But until this sickness passes I am afraid this is what is in store. Hopefully these funny things my kids have said will get you laughing.


Kennedy (3 years old)

Me, on the way to my friends Ana's house: "Kennedy did you know that Ana had her baby and Brennen now has a little sister?"

Kenny: " Oh mommy, is Jesus going to buy her another baby like you?"

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Kenny: "I have a baby in my tummy too mom. Mine is coming out."
(she is convinced she is pregnant also)

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Savanah: "Mom I know what police dogs favorite chew toys are?"

Me: " WHAT?"

Savanah: "BAD GUYS" (then she proceeded to break into the bad boy theme song from COPS)

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Caleb and Savanah were arguing on the way home in van. They started insulting each other by calling names like meany face, loser, etc. I then heard Caleb say:

Caleb: " Savanah you are being such a drug"

Savanah took complete insult to this comment and started crying. HA! I thought it was funny because they have had "Red Ribbon Week" all week at school, and have been learning about things that are bad like drugs.

Hope you had a good laugh. I have got to do better at writing these down so I don't forget!!

20 comments:

Stoddards said...

cute! kids say the darnest things.

~Soap Opera Update Site~ said...

I love that! I wish I wrote down more of the things mine say...Cody especialy...wooo that boy.

Adams Family said...

Oh that is great! I love funny kid stories. Feel free to share more. We always love a good laugh around here.

christine said...

I love how kids always manage to keep our days light-hearted by the funny things they say. My little one is also convinced she's pregnance even though I am not. She even stuffs her doll in her shirt and then pushes her out! My kids tell me every day to have another baby-my oldest told me to quit taking my "baby pills". I hope you start feeling better soon!

Dabell Family said...

I am sorry you are so sick, your mom was telling me about it last night. I hope it passes soon!! I love to hear the funny things kids say, so cute!

Lindsey said...

I did get a new laugh..thanks for sharing. Kids are the BEST!!

Becca said...

Did Beau tell Savanah that joke? Hilarious!

Oh Bonnie, I loooooove these funny things your kids say--I can't wait to pinch that Kennedy's cheeks.

When I was pregnant with Brigham, I told Truman that he didn't have a baby in his tummy, because only girls can have babies in their tummies. He thought for a minute and then, pointing to his arm, said, "I have MY baby in my arm."

Kristin said...

I love kids! Soo funny

Miranda said...

Sooo, funny! I love it that you are documenting those things, cause it is sad how much you forget as they grow!

Oleens said...

Those were so cute! Lightened up my day!

Monica said...

Kids are So cute in the things they say! Kids always make me giggle

The Shaws said...

Cute, cute!

Mandy said...

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do....that cracks me up. I wanna ride in your van with your kids.

Amber Lee said...

I love your kids quotes. I need to do that more often. I can never think of them when I go to write them down! Hope you get feeling better soon!

Kris said...

Cute. Cute. I just love hearing fun stuff like that, since I don't get to see your kids often enough. You're so smart to write all those things down. I made a cute lil tin to put things like that in. The tin is cute, but it's empty. Thanks for the reminder.

Our little "love"ll bug family said...

HOly cow, has it been THAT long sine I looked at your page! ANd have I told you lately how blasted funny your kids are? Ilove it! Thye must be so cute cuz their mom is so great. I love the pics of Shauna's kids to. Too beautiful!

Pugh Family said...

Your kiddos are so dang cute! I love that I have been able to be apart of their lives!

The Calder Crowd said...

They are hilarious, I needed a good laugh! What would it be like to be a kid again and have your biggest problem being called a drug!! Your kids are so cute Bonnie, can't wait until you move up here!! (Thats going to get rumors started!) Hope you get feeling better soon. Love ya!

Kat and Cam Johnson said...

such clever and witty children you have! Oh, I wish you guys lived closer, your kids are getting bigger and bigger - they seem so grown up to me... and your going to have FOUR soon, that's crazy! We love and miss you! Hugs and kisses from Tebbin.

Christina said...

How funny! Kids are hilarious, huh? Kelsey said two things today that were so funny... and I've already forgotten. Way to write them down.