Pregnancy

~You Know Your Pregnant When~
(ten reasons I MUST BE pregnant)

1. You find the Phone in the fridge.

2. You have been better friends with the toilet than an actual human being! (HA)

3. You brush your teeth with face wash (that looks nothing like toothpaste) and wonder why the toothpaste taste bad.

4. You forget everything. Even though I am a list person and it is written down in front of me.

5. Your house looks like a tornado hit!

6. You wash the same batch of laundry three times before you realize you haven't changed it.

7. You obsess over your "Muffin dream" all day and daydream about muffins.

8. You crave homemade bread and finally get around to baking some at 9pm at night, and don't get to enjoy a slice until 11pm.

9. You crave chicken enchiladas and they taste so good until you can't hold them down.

10. Nothing ever sounds good to eat!!