The sweetest things in life, aren't things......

Kids say the dardest things

 Kennedy

me-we look nothing alike Ken
Ken- well, we both have blue eyes.
me- yes, but that is about it.
Ken- it's cause your head is egg shaped and mine is square.
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Kennedy 

"Mom I want a new house!"
me- "why?" 
"Because ours is always messy! You USE TO be a clean mom!" 

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CALEB

Caleb and I were heading home from the Home Depot. I bought him a king size Kit Kat (his favorite) and I was acting weird and singing " Your mom is the coolest mom in the whole world."


He gave me a funny look and I said "don't you think I am?"


He said "Well you don't wear earrings." 


I said " Oh, do I have to wear earrings to be cool?" 
He said , "Yeah and pretty." 
So I said " So I am not cool or pretty?" 
 He said " Sometimes your pretty mom. It is just that you have a  crooked tooth so that kind of ruins it!" 


HARSH REALITY!!!
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